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The Terrible and Wonderful Reasons Why I Run Long Distances - The Oatmeal, Matthew Inman
 

Title:

 

The Terrible and Wonderful Reasons Why I Run Long Distances

 

Who Wrote It?

 

Matthew Inman, aka The Oatmeal. Yes, that Oatmeal. The one who creates brilliant web comics and has been entertaining us for years.

 

Plot in a Box:

This is a graphic-novel-memoir-thing—a conglomeration of stories and lists and images all designed to help The Oatmeal explain exactly why he runs long distances.

 

Invent a new title for this book:

 

RunSanity

 

Read this if you liked: 

 

Read this if you run, plain and simple. Read this if you want to run. Read this if you've ever considered running a race longer than a 5k (that's 3.1 miles for laypeople).

Also read this if you enjoy the humor presented at The Oatmeal. There's plenty of humor within these pages.

 

Meet the book's lead:

 

This is a memoir, and thus the book's lead is its author. Its creator. Its fearless leader. Matthew Inman, aka The Oatmeal, was once a fat kid. Now he's a fat kid in a runner's body, forever running from an evil beast called the Blerch. 

 

Said lead would be portrayed in a movie by:

 

It's gotta be Jerry O'Connell. He played Vern in Stand By Me, the quintessential tubby kid. He grew out of his tubbiness (and into hotness), but I'm sure the tubby kid still haunts his dreams.

Thus, he'd be perfect.

That said, I have no idea if The Oatmeal is actually hot. Nor do I care. Runners aren't auto-magically hot, I promise you, but if this is a movie, we're going with a hot actor. Or at least someone who was hot ten years ago.

Okay, enough about hotness. Let's move on to....

 

Setting: Would you want to live here?

 

Inman lives in Seattle, which is a city I'm dying to one day visit. But based on what I know of the weather, and my experiences this summer in a very soggy southeast, I don't know that I could handle the rain of the Pacific Northwest. Of course that's just a personal preference...

 

There's also this scene in the book involving a long run in Japan and some Killer Wasps from Outer Space, and no, I don't want to live with the wasps.

 

What's your favorite sentence?

I run because this is the only way I know how to quiet the monster. I run because, deep down, I am the Blerch."

You don't have to read the book to understand the Blerch. You need only know the feeling of insufficiency that haunts us all. I, too, run to quiet monsters. I, too, am the Blerch.

 

The Verdict:

 

The Terrible and Wonderful Reasons Why I Run Long Distances began as a web comic. The book is an expanded version of the original comic, as far as I can tell, and there are RACE STICKERS that come with the book, so although I don't yet have the hard copy, clearly I need one. I love stickers. 

 

But I digress. 

 

I read the original web comic about a year ago, on a warm, rainy afternoon, while my husband and child sat nearby building Legos, and I'm not going to lie...I cried a little (okay, a lot) while reading it. Seriously. As a runner (I have a half-marathon coming up next weekend, in fact), it hit so close to home that I cried. I had a moment. It was like, "Ohmigod, he understands! He gets it!  The Oatmeal knows exactly why I run too!"

Running is so often a solitary thing. Even when you run with someone, you're alone in your body. You have aches and pains and things going on inside your joints and muscles and digestive system that are embarrassing and weird and you don't ever want to share them EVER

 

Inman shares them. He talks about outrunning the beast (the Blerch) who tells you to sit down, run slower, to quit and to allow life and time to take their toll on your body without ever caring about those extra ten pounds you carry. He talks about the pain of a long run, but also the elation that follows. The "I'll never run again" feeling that lasts only until your post-run shower. He understands.

 

So yeah, I cried when I read the original comic.

 

The second read for this review, and the first read of the new material, was never going to live up to that first, eye-opening experience. In a way, that experience was sacred to me, so reading the actual book could only be a let-down. The expanded material isn't as impactful, isn't as startling. But I love it anyway, for the memory of that first read, and for my gratitude at knowing there's someone out there who really, really, really gets it. 

So I think you should read it too, especially if you're a runner. Let me know if it makes you cry

 

Bookshots review written for LitReactor.com by Leah Rhyne