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I read books, I write about books, I would probably marry a book if I could find one who liked me enough. Three words to describe me mature, irresponsible, contradictory, unreliable...oh...that's four...

So apparently, this is a real thing

Reblogged from RedT Reads Randomly:
Joseph Is A Cheat. I Hate Joseph. I Love My Joseph.: All Of These Women Look Like Jennifers To Me Joseph. (Cocaine.1967.) (Volume 22) - King Joseph Anthony Alizio Jr., Pimp Edward Joseph Ellis, Pres Vincent Joseph Allen

Kindle Price: $25.67

Length: 885 pages (estimated)

 

I Still Write All Day Long Hoe s.
The Time Is Now 8:42 AM.
May 2 - 2014.
This Is My Social Security Payday.
the third but this is the weekend push pull.
I DO NOTHING DIFFERENT WHATSOEVER.
I JUST WATCH MY BILLS GET PAID IS ALL.

I HAVE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT WORKING ON MY ARTWORK. YES THIS COVER MOSTLY.
NO. I HAD MANY OTHER CHOICES.
THE CREATESPACE BOOK COVER
MAKER FUCKED ME OVER ONCE AGAIN.
8 TRIES...and I JUST
SHUT MY COMPUTER DOWN MID SENTENCE.
CREATESPACE WAS FROZEN ON ME.
I WAS REDUCING MY BROWSER
UP and DOWN
TO GET ANYTHING TO EVEN WORK.

YES. THEY KNOW. I GOT COVERT WORD.
and BOOM. NOT THE COVER THAT I HAD JUST UPLOADED (?) BUT THE ONE BEFORE.
THIS COVER WAS SITTING PERFECT COMPARED TO WHAT I HAD BEEN DEALING WITH.

Which Was This...

I TRIED ALL NEW NUMBERS FIRST.
"HEY ALL NEW DIMENSIONES!"
FUCK NO. FUCK.
YES WITH THEIR ENTIRE SITE
ON SNAIL PACE LOCK AS WELL.
SO ANYWAYS I WENT BACK TO MY OLD SCHOOL BOOK COVER SIZES....
1172 px X 1372 px
I ADD THE TOGETHER
TO CREATE MY ONE PIECE.
FRONT and BACK COVERS OF COURSE.
"THE BINDER WAS NOT SHOWING.
>>> IN ORDER FOR ME
TO SET MY COVER UP PROPERLY.
I SHALL FLIP O U T ."

NOT ONE OF THEM WORKED.
LOL.
THIS HAPPENED TO ME
BACK LAST AUGUST I BELIEVE.

21 FUCKING PUBLISHED BOOKS. KISS MY ASS.
I AM WRITING MY 31ST BOOK RIGHT NOW.
"I NEED COVERS FOR THESE FUCKING BOOKS!"
all this is my work all of the time.

SO HEY. I JUST COOKED
MY 100 MINI RAVIOLIS
FOR MY FUN TIMES MOST BORING DAY.
LIFE IS GOOD. WELL NO.
IF THIS FRIDAY?
RE: YES MY CHECK IS ONE DAY EARLY.

BUT WELL...I AM TOO TIRED
TO WRITE ALL ABOUT IT...RIGHT NOW.

BUMBLE BEE
JALAPENO ALBACORE WHITE TUNA FISH.
I JUST ATE MYSELF ONE CAN.
"THIS IS FUCKING GOOD."
THIS IS THE
FLAVOR THAT I HAD NOT TRIED YET.

 

[judging from the sample, there're 885 pages of this

quite a bargain for 25 bucks.]