I read books, I write about books, I would probably marry a book if I could find one who liked me enough. Three words to describe me mature, irresponsible, contradictory, unreliable...oh...that's four...
...I'm going to have to buy it. Even though my dog is not a pug and will probably give me the cold shoulder for weeks.
But when they write a book called the Schnauzer-Elk Hound-cross's Guide to Dating I will buy that, I promise.