I read books, I write about books, I would probably marry a book if I could find one who liked me enough. Three words to describe me mature, irresponsible, contradictory, unreliable...oh...that's four...
Kind of ordinary actually. Would you have paid $2,000 for it?
I wouldn't although I might have been interested in Barbara Cartland's which I'm guessing was pink and round and covered in fluffy cushions.